Reasons I Have Not Blogged
Posted on November 27, 2007
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“Where have you been? Where did you go? Why haven’t you done any Releblogging since, like, the Clinton administration?” Thanks for asking. I will now give you a list of possible explanations, justifications, and/or excuses for my absence. Your job is to choose the right one. The correct answer will be posted, most likely, during the next Clinton administration. Or the Obama administration. Or the Giuliani administration. (Let’s not yet take sides.)
A: Installing Christmas lights at home. Ladder fell. Stuck on roof.
B: Horrible Thanksgiving accident involving turkey, sweet potatoes, melted marshmallows, and a leaf blower.
C: Trying to stop the Shanti virus from being unleashed on the world.
D: Hard to find time with all the shopping.
E: That pesky Intersect is eating up all my free time. And brain cells.
F: Busy casting ballots for Helio Castroneves, against Marie Osmond.
G: I just bought five yolk of oxen and need to test them. I pray thee have me excused.
H: Embracing my newfound addiction to the sport and art of parkour.
I: Building a pillow-and-bedsheet fort in living room.
So…take your pick.
The more important question is this: Where have you been? Also: How are things? Do share.
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Well.. going back to college… reading a ton of books was trying to read 52 books this past year — I am up to 36 books… and I am more than will to take suggestions… or even books people want to get rid of — lol… I am also questioning how far a person will go to eliminate thier “Carbon Footprint” see this —
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=13839000&blogID=332365250
I hope you and your family had a GREAT THANKSGIVING.
In him,
Mike Brown
I’m guessing the fort in the living room thing…..
Multiple choice. Okay, professor. I’m choosing a combination of answers.
A, D and I. And probably H. I dig the Heroes reference, too, although I’ve not watched Season 2 due to lack of cable and internet the past few months.
I’ve been somewhere between Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Dallas and Michigan. All those things entail a combination of work, coffee, driving, church, friends, Indian food, Thai food, playing music and a barrage of other things.
Good to have you back. Now all we need is a blog from Mark Steele. I’ll see him tonight, so maybe I’ll gently encourage him.
p.s. Two Rachels. On comment section. Didn’t realize that. Hello to Rachel #1.
G: I just bought five yolk of oxen and need to test them. I pray thee have me excused.
hey i think this one is the best. you don’t see things like this everyday, so it’s my new phrase. as for me, i’ve been
a: braving the mad wilderness of retail infested with savage humans
b: trying to resist the temptations of yet another turkey sandwich
c: attempting to stay covered and warm in the freezing California winter
oh the bliss of this winter wonderland…
Gosh, since I’ve also been trying to keep the Shanti virus from being unleashed, you would think our paths would’ve crossed already.
And when I’m not busy being a hero wannabe, I’ve been busy decorating the house, getting a headstart on Christmas shopping (had a great time designing personalized Starbucks cards for each family member!) and looking for new employment.
Um, are you gonna invite any of us over to check out your cool fort? We’ll bring cookies and punch…
The long expired turkey in my stomach is knockin and telling me to go with choice A: Installing Christmas lights at home. Ladder fell. Stuck on roof.
You know, it’s not your fault you’ve been hit with the “gotta be brighter than the neighbor” pandemic. It gets the best of us.
I’ve recently picked up semi pro badmitten. I’m quite thrilled that I made the team tryouts this year. Like they say, the 7th time always proves to be right!
Well, at least you didn’t fall off the ladder. There was a guy from a small town not to far for where I live that fell off the ladder while putting up Christmas lights and died.
Sorry, that was kinda a depressing thought.
my realistic guess would have to be H however, I’d much rather like to think it was a combination of G and C. Perhaps the oxen were involved in your plan to rid the world of the virus.
Thanks for that, Annie.
Anyone have any stories of people who died building pillow forts? Because that would be REALLY depressing.
There are likely no stories of people killed while building pillow forts, but probably many of those defending them.
Don’t you mean the Huckabee administration?
Getting ready for finals, a wedding(not mine), Christmas parties, working with new camera(Canon FTB), Christmas shopping, and a trip to Florida after the holidays. Yeah, i don’t get to have a life during the holidays.:-)