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Ranking the Most Outrageously Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Ranking the Most Outrageously Ugly Christmas Sweaters

The ugly Christmas sweater: The perfect combination of comfort and formality. It’s great for a cozy night around the fire roasting chestnuts at home, or an office holiday party, where you want to show off your Christmas spirit—with style.

But with so many fine choices for religious sweater-wearers, how can one possibly choose with woven masterpiece you should adorn yourself with this year?

Thankfully, we’re here to help.

Here’s our ranking of the 10 best ugly Christmas sweaters.

10. One of a Kind


9. For a Night Out on the Town

So fancy.

8. The Kinkade

OK, so this one is not overtly religious, but there’s no way we could simply ignore it. It’s basically a Thomas Kinkade painting come to life.

7. Light of the World

Batteries not included.

6. A Subtle Choice

An untold number of Nativity sets were sacrificed for this beauty.

5. Silent Night

A perfect choice, as long as you do not have a hot glue allergy.

4. The Button Down

Your great grandmother will love it.

3. The Vest

To be worn over a fitted white turtleneck.

2. Bedazzled

Beads for days.

1. Heavy Duty


A back brace is recommended.

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