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America, 1: Creepy Mascots, 0

According to a new report, Burger King is trying to go healthy (even including guacamole on its new "California Whooper," which cannot be good). As part of that effort, they’re dropping their "King" mascot, who has terrorized TV watchers for years. It’s probably still less creepy than a red-haired clown who encourages childhood obesity …

 

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