As if you needed proof the British tabloids don’t really like real news: The Daily Telegraph has this scintillating story about a woman who found a carrot that vaguely looks like a human, er, "an angel-faced alien" (that’s seriously a quote). The woman is dubbed the "Sussex Stork" and the "Baby Whisperer" because she uses her acupuncture to help women conceive. Great Britain, everyone! …
