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The Greatest Headline In the World

The Greatest Headline In the World

Apparently, Nicholas Cage, who’s starring in the new film Trespass, has had a personal experience with trespassing in the past. Which leads to this gem of a headline: "Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle." Apparently, in a former house in California, Cage woke up to find a naked man eating a fudgesicle in his bedroom. The man probably just wanted $10 back for sitting through The Wicker Man


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