Apparently, Nicholas Cage, who’s starring in the new film Trespass, has had a personal experience with trespassing in the past. Which leads to this gem of a headline: "Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle." Apparently, in a former house in California, Cage woke up to find a naked man eating a fudgesicle in his bedroom. The man probably just wanted $10 back for sitting through The Wicker Man …
