We Don’t Believe it Either

According to an announcement today, once-cool social network MySpace announced that they have signed more than 1 million new users since launching their new music player in December. The company is touting their music streaming device as the "largest online catalog of free music in the world," offering more than 42 million songs—but we’re not expecting the classic "bathroom mirror" self-portrait to make a triumphant return any time soon …