While most of the news is taken up by the four remaining Republican presidential candidates and President Obama, there are 300 other people who are running for president. They include New York City’s iconic "Naked Cowboy," though "nothing but briefs" is less comforting than a Rick Santorum sweater vest. "Party of Light" candidate Da Vid (seriously) is also running, but is very obviously just in it to legalize his psychoactive drug of choice …