If you grew up in the ’90s, you were probably at least familiar with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, if not totally obsessed with them. Well, Michael Bay (Transformers) is producing a remake, and he’s adjusting the Turtles’ origin story. Now, instead of ooze-coated reptiles, they’re aliens. This is more upsetting than Bay’s loose treatment of history in Pearl Harbor …
