An Invention for Anyone Ever Embarrassed at That Thai Place

One of the most humiliating dinner experiences at any Asian food restaurant is having to quietly ask your server for a fork instead of the provided chopsticks. It screams "I am a xenophobic dullard who refuses to engage with unfamiliar utensils!" and basically kills any chance of a second date with the person you’re with. Enter the glorious Chork: half-chopsticks, half-fork …