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Make Your Child Hate You on Their Birthday

Make Your Child Hate You on Their Birthday

If there’s a child in your life that you don’t particularly care for but have to pretend like you do, you might want to get them this terrifying clown to "entertain" them on their birthday. The clown leaves scary notes, follows the birthday kid around and culminates a seven-day pursuit by smashing cake in the child’s face. Also, if you do this, you should probably go to jail …


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