You’ve spent your whole life waiting for an Archie movie. Of course you have. Why wouldn’t you? Every day you wake up, hoping someone, somewhere, will finally wise up to the fact that this world has suffered too long without an Archie movie. There have been Marmaduke movies, Garfield movies and there will soon be four live-action movies about Transformers. Enough is enough, you thought. It is time for an Archie movie. And, every day, you were disappointed. Until today, you fortunate soul. Until today …
