Would you take dating advice from Tom Haverford? Parks and Recreation star and stand-up comedian Aziz Ansari is set to release a new book about the “entirely new era for singles” where dating has been “radically altered by new technologies.” The book is no joke either. Ansari will be working with academics and modern relationship experts to get to the bottom of perplexing contemporary courtship conundrums like this: “You know when you text someone you’re romantically interested in and you don’t hear anything back and then you see them post a photo of a pizza on Instagram? That’s exactly what I want this book to deal with,” Ansari said in a statement. Finally, someone will unlock the eternal secrets to finding love and decode the fairly obvious messages being sent with Instagram pictures. The idea sounds totally worth the $3.5 million Penguin Publishing is reportedly giving him as an advance …
