Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are being sued by a man named Jonathan Lee Riches because of all their ties to al-Qaeda. Obviously, al-Qaeda knows that the best way to infiltrate American society is through its two most brilliant members. The lawsuit alleges that Kanye and Kim burned an American flag, shot AK-47’s into the air and then performed a concert for all their al-Qaeda friends. So, you know, it’s one of those lawsuits. The bright side is that if al-Qaeda really is recruiting Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, they’ve fallen on much harder times than we thought …
