The Edgar Allan Poe Foundation has commissioned this crazy statue, entitled “Poe Returning To Boston” to be erected near his parent’s home in Boston, where the poet was born. This thing’s got it all: A massive, wickedly-talonned raven; a dramatically windblown trench coat; a briefcase with a human heart and books spilling out the back. If you want to see the epic sculpture for yourself, the foundation is holding an official unveiling in October …