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Behold the Wicked Depths of Olive Garden’s Meatball Pizza Bowl

In the wake of their demon-spawn menu items such as “fried pasta nachos” and “Italiano Burgers,” Olive Garden is maintaining their culture of being the high-class Taco Bell of Italian cuisine with the release of the Meatball Pizza Bowl. It’s a bowl of meatballs and cheese and sauce except the bowl is a pizza crust shaped to be like a taco-salad sorta construction.

That thing costs $9. Nothing so damaging and insidious as the Meatball Pizza Bowl should be so cheap and accessible. This is a national crisis. An Olive Garden spokesperson confirmed to Thrillist, also, that the thing is topped with 10 meatballs. That’s not OK.

Also, this is a lunch item. Lunch shouldn’t have to be this way.

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