Here’s the ultimate guide to becoming the best version of your cozy, faithful self this fall. Grab your blanket scarf, and let’s dive in!
1. A Leather-Bound Journaling Bible
No Christian autumn girl’s life is complete without a leather-bound journaling Bible. It’s perfect for taking aesthetic notes during sermons, doodling little acorns and leaves in the margins, or staging the ultimate flat lay for your Instagram. Bonus points if the Bible has your name engraved in gold. And remember, the more tabs, the better—it’s not just about studying the Word; it’s about making it look like you’re studying the Word.
2. An Arsenal of Chunky Knit Sweaters
The chunky knit sweater is a non-negotiable. It’s your armor against the cold (or slightly cool, depending on where you live) autumn breeze. It needs to be oversized enough to pair with leggings but not so big that you look like you’re drowning. Opt for neutral shades—think burnt orange, deep burgundy, and forest green. A cross-stitched verse on the sleeve? Even better.
3. A Collection of Scented Candles with Names Like ‘Grace’ or ‘Abundance’
Sure, every basic autumn girl has a ‘Pumpkin Spice’ candle, but the Christian autumn girl takes it to the next level. She curates a collection of candles with spiritually uplifting names like ‘Grace,’ ‘Abundance,’ and ‘Blessed.’ Each scent should transport you to a serene, spiritual state of mind while also making your living room smell like an apple orchard collided with a cinnamon factory.
A plaid blanket scarf is your multi-purpose tool for every fall occasion—church services, small group gatherings, Sunday brunch, you name it. Not only does it keep you warm, but it also doubles as a picnic blanket, emergency prayer shawl, or even a cozy blanket for those impromptu Bible studies in the park. Plus, they’re great for subtly signaling your love for the Lord through patterns—because, let’s be honest, argyle is basically the Christian fish of the fabric world.
5. A Go-To ‘Leaves’ Scented Lotion
Hand lotion is essential, especially when the crisp air inevitably dries out your skin. The ‘Leaves’ scent is a staple; it’s fresh, subtly spiced, and smells like a walk through a forest, minus the mosquitoes and mud. Keep it in your purse, and apply it generously after every church handshake. Who knows? You might just be remembered as the person who smelled like an entire season.
6. A Carefully Curated Fall Worship Playlist
What’s fall without a soundtrack? Create a playlist that combines all your favorite worship anthems with a few acoustic renditions of classic hymns. Make sure to throw in a few folk-inspired songs that make you feel like you’re singing in a cabin in the woods, with a warm cup of apple cider in hand. Need some inspiration? Think Phil Wickham, Lauren Daigle, and, of course, a bit of Chris Tomlin for those nostalgic worship vibes.
7. An Impressive Collection of Devotional Books
Every Christian autumn girl has a library (or at least a shelf) full of beautifully bound devotional books. Choose ones with aesthetically pleasing covers that look fantastic on your coffee table. Go for the ones with titles like “Rest in Him: 40 Days of Finding Peace,” or “Faith Over Fear: A Devotional for the Bold and Brave,” because nothing says “I’m ready for fall” like settling in for a good read with a steaming mug of chai.
8. A Fall-Themed Journal for Prayers and Reflections
You’re going to need a fall-themed journal, complete with leaf prints, to jot down all your deep thoughts, prayer requests, and moments of gratitude. Keep it handy for those cozy mornings with God, where you sit by the window, watch the leaves drift down, and meditate on all the ways you’ve been blessed. Add in a collection of fall-themed pens (yes, they exist) for that extra touch.
Your drinkware needs to match the season. A pumpkin-shaped mug is ideal for sipping on PSLs, chai tea, or even just some good old-fashioned hot water with lemon. The mug should be large enough to cradle in both hands, because nothing says “fall” like holding a warm beverage with both hands while staring pensively into the distance.
10. A Phone Full of Inspirational Quotes for Social Media
Autumn is the perfect time for reflection, and your Instagram captions should reflect that. Keep a note on your phone full of inspirational quotes from your favorite pastors, Bible verses about harvest and seasons, and a few deep reflections on change and growth. Don’t forget to hashtag #blessed, #fallforJesus, and #sweaterweather.
11. A Camera-Ready Fall Foliage Hunt Plan
It’s not enough to just enjoy the leaves—you need to document them. Plan your weekends around peak foliage times and local pumpkin patches. Bonus points if you can capture the perfect candid of yourself mid-laugh, holding a cup of coffee, with your Bible subtly in the frame. And if you miss peak foliage? There’s always the next season—just start scouting out the best Christmas tree farms.
12. An Impressive Array of Autumn Recipes (All Gluten-Free, of Course)
Finally, you’ll need a collection of tried-and-true autumn recipes to share at every small group and church potluck. Pumpkin bread, apple crisp, sweet potato casserole—you name it. And remember, it’s 2024, so everything must be gluten-free, dairy-free, and optionally vegan. It’s all about fellowship over food, after all, and making sure no one feels left out due to dietary restrictions.
There you have it—the ultimate Christian autumn girl starter pack. With these essentials in tow, you’ll be ready to fully embrace everything this cozy season has to offer. So, grab your blanket scarf, light a candle, and get ready to fall in love with fall all over again. Because there’s no such thing as being “too basic” when you’re praising Jesus in a sweater. Am I right, girls?
