The cover of The Onion’s final print edition is absolutely perfect. America’s Finest News Source first launched its satirical faux weekly back in 1988, but is shipping its last ink-and-paper issue this week, despite print revenues being “up 5,000%” and the “Digital Media Revolution Still [being] Another 70 or 80 Years Away.” Don’t worry Onion fans, the site isn’t going anywhere—in fact, it continues to fake out unsuspecting social media users every day …