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The Most Hilariously Insane Christian Bumper Stickers

The Most Hilariously Insane Christian Bumper Stickers

Sharing your faith isn’t always easy. Finding those opportunities to strike up a thought-provoking conversation about eternal truths can, at times, be challenging in day-to-day life. Thankfully, bumper stickers offer Christian drivers the chance to show all nearby motorists that they’re serious about Jesus and pithy phrases stuck with adhesive to the back of their vehicles.

Sometimes passive-aggressive, sometimes witty, sometimes as blunt as the bumper they’re stuck to, Christian bumper stickers are always entertaining. The only question is, with limited real estate on your own bumper, which sticker do you go with? It’s a nearly impossible decision. Thankfully, we’re here to help.

Rapture Ready

The end of the world will be a bummer for any one left behind, but at least they can have their pick of cars!

“Back In My Day…”

Pretty sure any historian would argue against this, but we see your point.

Hidden Evangelism

This is certainly one way to push people into both accepting the Gospel and driving safe.


If I saw this on the road, I would need to pull over and stop to think.

Some Life-Changing Advice

Did you know G.P.S. actually stands for God Pivots Sinners?

Passive-Aggressive, But In A Loving Way

The message here: Satan gives second chances. (Wait a second…)

Ah Yes, Jesus’ Colloquial Name

A true classic of the Christian Bumper Sticker genre. It works for Christians, as well as actual employees of carpentry businesses that happen to have Jewish owners.

He’s A What Now?

If you put this on your car, you better be prepared to answer some questions.

Christian Nationalism Summed Up In One Image

Let me make sure I have this right: American first, then a Christian. Got it!

Can I Get An Amen?!

The person who came up with this really peaked here.

Self-Awareness Is Key

Christians are called to be honest and humble, and there’s nothing more truthful than admitting you’re a terrible driver.

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