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Ranking the Most Oddly Specific Bibles

Ranking the Most Oddly Specific Bibles

Centuries ago, Johannes Gutenberg could have only imagined the vast customizable possibilities that his movable type printing press would eventually allow in the world of Bible publishing.

He probably wouldn’t have guessed that one day, readers would have access to a vast array of oddly specific choices when it comes to their Bible-reading preferences. From New Testaments designed for various, seemingly random professions to Bibles marketed to every individual member of the family, with options for different marital statuses and levels of extremeness, the possibilities are seemingly endless.

Thankfully, we’re here to rank them.

1. Homeschool Mom’s Bible: Daily Personal Encouragement

Bonus! It technically doubles as a textbook for Bible class.

2. Duck Commander Faith and Family Bible

It’s the perfect accompaniment to your collection of Duck Dynasty merchandise, including Duck DynastyChia Willies,” Duck Dynasty bobble heads, Duck Dynasty family Christmas albums, Duck Dynasty beach towels, Duck Dynasty running shoes and so much more.

3. Play to Win Hockey New Testament

This one just makes sense.

4. Waterproof Bible

Finally, a way to read your morning devotional while also enjoying an inner tube ride down a lazy river. Plus, this one is also visible-proof!

5. American Patriot’s Bible

God bless America.

6. Busy Mom’s Bible

Sorry, if you happen to be a mother who doesn’t currently have a full schedule, then this Bible probably just isn’t for you.

7. Emergency Medical Services Bible

Yes, it’s an HCSB EMS Bible.

8. Extreme Teen Study Bible

Only for teens who are extreme enough.

9. Law Enforcement Officer’s Bible

You have the right to remain silent … because someone is trying to read here.

10. Bride’s Bible

To be disregarded immediately after the wedding in favor of a different custom Bible that is still applicable.

11. Outdoorsman Bible – Woods Print Camouflage

For all those times you are reading about God while trying not to be seen by one of His creatures you are attempting to kill.

12. Every Man’s Bible

Sorry ladies.

13. True Love Waits Bible

For individuals with a very singular focus.

14. Baby’s First Bible

Obviously, it’s a King James translation.

15. The Berenstain Bears Holy Bible

Sure, why not?

16. Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA Bible

It doesn’t get more specific than this!

17. Coast Guardsman’s Bible

For those He doesn’t always leadeth beside the still waters.

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