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Denny’s and ‘The Hobbit.’ A Match Made In Somewhere.

It’s that time of year again. The leaves are turned. There’s a briskness in the air. Beloved classics are being turned into marketing schemes for giant corporations intent on shoving avalanches of arterial roadblocks down the gaping maws of the hungry and non-discerning. Yes, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is getting its Denny’s tie-in again. What will you get? The Smaug’s Fire Burger? The Dwarves’ Turkey and Dressing Dinner? Or maybe just a hot cup of Bowman’s Brew Pumpkin Coffee. All your favorite meals from your favorite book. It’s a breakfast so good, you’ll want a second breakfast …

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