Did You Get Hacked By a Russian Website Last Night?

Michelle Obama, Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Sarah Palin, Attorney General Eric Holder, Mel Gibson, FBI Director Robert Mueller, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden and many, many more of America’s top dogs are the alleged victims of a hacking scandal that posted credit reports and social security numbers to a Russian website. The website, “exposed.su,” appears to be run by some cheeky Russians who posted the below Tweet that translates to, roughly, “Hello world, we are exposed. Our goal is to show you all that this is only one of a few tricks up our sleeves.” That seems like another way of saying that this, like most hacking scandals, doesn’t really have much of a goal at all, besides being a headache for those involved. Fortunately, most of these people have a good-sized pile of money to weep into …