
Contrary to popular opinion, Siri is not a woman who lives inside your phone but a computer program. The more you know. And it’s a computer program that’s in need of some new writers to put together jokes, witticisms and various bits of human-sounding things for Siri to say. Apple posted the job on LinkedIn, so get your résumé together. They clearly need some sort of a new writer, because if they really think “Siri’s known for ‘her’ wit, cultural knowledge, and zeal to explain things in engaging, funny, and practical ways,” then they’re more out of touch than anyone guessed …