Leonardo DiCaprio—perhaps the
squintiest actor in Hollywood—is tired. Understandable. He’s made three movies in two years, each one of which certainly looks exhausting. He’s currently doing press for his upcoming The Wolf of Wall Street, which involves being flown all over the world to stay in unfathomably luxurious hotels with uninterrupted access to your most fleeting whim. All of which might sound nice to non-famous people but, who knows. Maybe it’s horrible. In any case, he says he’s taking a “long break” from acting, and we all wish him a very happy rest. Good night, sweet prince. May the Oscar that eludes you in life find you in your dreams …
