Game Nobody Remembers to Become Movie Nobody Sees
June 27, 2012

Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?, the world’s most beloved and important video game, is finally going to become a movie, just like you’ve always hoped and dreamed. It’s going to be produced by Jennifer Lopez, who is considering starring in it. Walden Media is pushing the piece as a cross between The Thomas Crowne Affair and National Treasure. So, to recap: a game nobody cares about anymore is being turned into a movie produced by a star who nobody cares about anymore, which is being pushed as a cross between two other movies nobody cares about anymore …