Halloween (or, uh, Harvest Party season) is just around the corner, so you may want to start thinking about costumes for yourself and your loved ones. Thankfully, we are here to help.

Even though this “Paper company accountant spilling a pot of chili costume” isn’t an actual Amazon listing, there is nothing preventing you from creating it on your own.

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