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Here’s a Craigslist Ad for ‘A Used Imperial Star Destroyer’

Thanks to the release of the new trailer for The Force Awakens, Star Wars fever has officially taken over the Internet. Not even the RV section of Craigslist is safe from the fan excitement, as evidenced by this ad for a “a Used Imperial Star Destroyer,” which reads in part:

This superstructure is perfect for long road trips with the family, discovering new galaxies, picking up girls for dates, and general destruction of your enemies. Have you ever seen what a Star Destroyer can do to the surface of an unshielded planet? Stones run like water and sand turns to glass. With just a little TLC, this baby can be good as new … First come, first serve basis. You are responsible for towing.

Sadly, the Craigslist moderators evidently are not taking this great offer seriously, and they’ve removed it from the site. Thankfully, you can still read it in its entirety here

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