In Honor of National Sunglasses Day, Here’s a Collection of ‘CSI’ One-liners
by RELEVANT
June 27, 2018
Today is evidently National Sunglasses Day (at least according to the hashtag currently trending on Twitter).
In honor of such an important cultural event, here is a collection of one-liners uttered by David Caruso after investigating a gruesome crime scene in South Florida.
If you’re not familiar with CSI: Miami, most episodes opened with some sort of elaborate murder being investigated by David Caruso. He looks at a dead body, thinks about it for a moment, utters a ridiculous one-liner and cooly puts back on his sunglasses before the scene cuts away to the theme song, performed by a screaming member of The Who.
It is the most fitting tribute to sunglasses we could think of. (Warning, the clip does show some “dead” bodies.)