Rambo is planning a mission to take over television. According to The Hollywood Reporter, 67-year-old Sylvester Stallone—who despite being the same age as your grandfather still looks like this—is in talks to reprise his role on the small screen. No plot details or even loose concept ideas were announced, nor are they necessary. Our prediction is that each episode will feature 47 minutes of uninterrupted jungle combat without context or dialogue and will quickly become the most successful show on television …
