Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone who’s just so hard to find presents for? Got an extra $2 million lying around? Well we’ve got great news! A “fully licensed unicorn breeder” in New Hampshire is selling a pair of the majestic beast for the low sum of $925,000 each! Unfortunately, if you only have the need for one rare unicorn, you are saddly out of luck. The ad clearly specifies that the unicorns must go as a package deal. It also says (in all caps) “SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE”, so unless you’ve got the cash to actually make the purchase, don’t waste these people’s time. They’ve clearly got better things to do than goof around on Craigslist …
