We needed a little good news this week. After Château Kardashian was burglarized a reported three times in the past year, the Sisters K are reportedly refusing to begin filming another season until the Kardashian Kriminal has been Kaught. They reportedly think a Keeping Up With the Kardashians Krewmember is to blame. According to TMZ:

All 3 thefts—$4K taken from Kourtney’s Hampton’s rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney’s Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe’s house—appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.

Ignoring the fact that one of these girls losing $50K is the equivalent of you misplacing a Buy-One-Get-One-Free ticket for your local Smoothie King, the Kardashians’ Koncerns are duly noted. With any luck, the thief will never be found, leaving the show left with no option but to Kall it Kwits …