The comedy duo Key & Peele have announced their first movie. Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele are teaming up with Community writer Alex Rubens for a big screen comedy called Keanu in which they pretend to be drug dealers as part of a plan to rescue a kidnapped cat (named Keanu) from evil criminals. Peele explained to Deadline that clearly, the project was selected because its plot is so universally relatable: “The movie should resonate with a large audience as almost everyone has had a house pet stolen by a street gang, right?” Along with their Comedy Central sketch show, the duo was rumored to be starring in a Police Academy reboot or a new Judd Apatow movie, but this cat movie is (wisely) taking precedence …