Jared Gurman, a Long Island resident and guy who is just clearly very into AMC’s zombie drama, The Walking Dead, has been arrested for shooting his girlfriend over an argument about whether or not the show was realistic, because the world is a strange place and people do awful things that make no sense whatsoever. Gurman said it was plausible that some sort of military testing could create zombies that would overrun the world. She said that sounded ridiculous. Perhaps, but not as ridiculous as the fact that their argument grew so heated that Gurman shot her as she walked away. The woman, who police haven’t identified, is in stable condition at the hospital, and the man is in jail, where he can argue about his zombie theories to anyone who wants to listen …