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Math: We’ve Now Spent Nearly a Trillion Dollars Repeatedly Rescuing Matt Damon

How much does it take to rescue one man from three battlefields (Courage Under Fire, Saving Private Ryan, Green Zone), two spaceships (Titan A.E., Elysium) and two planets (Interstellar, The Martian)? Thanks to the calculations of one savvy movie-watcher, we now know that repeatedly rescuing Matt Damon from all of his various Hollywood adventures costs more than $900 billion. Matt, why don’t you do all of us concerned tax payers a favor, and at least chill with the space adventures for now.

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