Nicolas Cage, star of the upcoming Left Behind film (widely regarded as our generation’s finest actor) has found himself in the middle of a tale so mysterious and riddled with intrigue, that it could be the plot of a movie itself. Six years ago, Cage purchased the fossilized skull of a Tyrannosaurus Rex for $276,000, outbidding fellow actor Leonardo DiCaprio. Now, investigators believe that the artifact could have been smuggled into Beverly Hills from Mongolia on the global fossil black market (presumably, without the actor’s knowledge). Is there more to this sordid tale than a simple mistake on the part of Cage by purchasing the illegal skull? Is Cage actually a mastermind behind the world’s most notorious T-Rex smuggling ring? Is this all a conspiracy orchestrated by a jealous DiCaprio, whose inferior acting skills are made even more evident with the release of each new Nic Cage film? Is Cage harboring ancient, prehistoric secrets foretold by the freemasons about the founding of America, now inscribed on the bones of dinosaurs? We may never know the truth …
