The People’s Choice Awards are one of the great mysteries of the modern age. What are they? Who watches them? Do they hold any real power? People like Justin Timberlake and Sandra Bullock show up, so they must have some sort of clout (but they were hosted by the Two Broke Girls, so maybe they don’t?). And, above all, who comes up with these categories? “On-screen Chemistry?” “TV Gal Pals?” “TV Anti-Hero?” Is this supposed to be a parody of other award shows? If so, why isn’t it funny? So many questions. In any case, it happened last night, and congratulations to all the “winners.” Comedic Actor of the Year: Adam Sandler (sure.) Pop Artist: Britney Spears (why not.) Humanitarian: Jennifer Hudson (sounds right.) Alternative Band: Fallout Boy (???). Enjoy your People’s Choice Awards, gang …