Behold, the food of kings: Japan’s “American-Style Pizza-Burger.” According to the Tokyo-based news site RocketNews24.com, the magnificent creation is a wondrous mix of “classic meat patty plus fried egg, veg, and cheese heaped on top of a traditional focaccia pizza base.” If you’re in Japan and happen to be craving a truly “American-style” hybrid feast that you won’t find anywhere else in the world, the pizza burger will only set you back about $7 and cost three years of your life expectancy. It’s available now at the ironically named Freshness Burger fast food chain …
