Sufjan isn’t getting any closer to finishing his 50 States Project (two states in ten years—things are off to a rocky start) but his blogging has been taking off. Of late, he’s been dissecting the tunes of teen pop stars. It started with an open letter to Miley, criticizing some of her grammatical choices. But this new post about “PYD,” Justin Bieber’s single with R. Kelly, is more unabashedly cantankerous. He calls it “nymphomaniac pop” and says he’s going to go “read the psalms” and eat “Scotch oatmeal cookies” while he mulls it over. Mr. Stevens, if you’re reading this, here’s our very humble suggestion …
