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Tebow, the Next Quarterback of the LA KISS?

After being cut by the New England Patriots, former Heisman trophy winning quarterback and outspoken Christian Tim Tebow has been offered a new job. The LA KISS arena football team—owned by the rock ‘n roll band KISS—has offered Tebow a three-year contract to lead their team to a series of miraculous victories. KISS frontman Paul Stanley released a statement outlining the benefits of having the popular quarterback joining the team: “Acquiring Tebow would not only be a great investment for the team, but his exciting style of play would definitely send shockwaves through the League.” Tebow is yet to comment on what would be the most ironic roster spot in the history of sports. If he signs the contract, Tebow will be immediately committed to off-season workouts, rock ‘n rolling all night and partying every day …

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