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The 20 Cringiest Halloween Christian T-Shirts on the Internet

The 20 Cringiest Halloween Christian T-Shirts on the Internet

Christianity and Halloween are an unlikely pair (despite some surprising Christian origin stories) because they seem like they’d go together like oil and water. But when you take a look at what Christian T-shirt creators cook up for Halloween each year, you’d see that they should actually never be near each other again.

Christian T-shirts have a glorious history of inducing cringe, and Halloween-themed ones are no exception. Behold, 20 of the cheesiest, goofiest, cringiest Halloween Christian T-shirts you can find on the Internet.

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Jesus is not your boo. He is your savior.

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Life is scary with this shirt in the world.

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Can’t believe they made it worse.

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Someone needs to check their theology.

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Sure, but Skittles are a close second.

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A classic.

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Why does Jesus look like That?

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The peak Christian Girl Autumn outfit.

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I don’t think this is what Jesus meant when He said not to hide your light.

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This is great if you are under the age of 10. This is less great if you are over the age of 10.

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I do BOOLIEVE this is not a good T-shirt.

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The only place? Really?

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Who knew the Lord’s Prayer could be so spooky?

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This poor model.

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I can just hear some sweet Southern grandma seeing this and shouting, “Amen!”

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May include: Green t-shirt with a white ghost and brown flowers. The text on the shirt reads 'Nope, not scared cause I walk with Jesus'.

I mean, she does look pretty unafraid, so the shirt is working.

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Christian halloween shirt - Jesus Halloween T-Shirt

You should only wear this if you hand out Bible tracts instead of candy.

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Jesus - Halloween - I'm saved by the blood of Jesus - Apparel

Now we’re cooking!

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Checkmate, atheists.

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Why is Jesus cross-eyed?

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