Christianity and Halloween are an unlikely pair (despite some surprising Christian origin stories) because they seem like they’d go together like oil and water. But when you take a look at what Christian T-shirt creators cook up for Halloween each year, you’d see that they should actually never be near each other again.
Christian T-shirts have a glorious history of inducing cringe, and Halloween-themed ones are no exception. Behold, 20 of the cheesiest, goofiest, cringiest Halloween Christian T-shirts you can find on the Internet.
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Jesus is not your boo. He is your savior.
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Life is scary with this shirt in the world.
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Can’t believe they made it worse.
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Someone needs to check their theology.
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Sure, but Skittles are a close second.
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A classic.
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Why does Jesus look like That?
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The peak Christian Girl Autumn outfit.
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I don’t think this is what Jesus meant when He said not to hide your light.
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This is great if you are under the age of 10. This is less great if you are over the age of 10.
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I do BOOLIEVE this is not a good T-shirt.
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The only place? Really?
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Who knew the Lord’s Prayer could be so spooky?
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This poor model.
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I can just hear some sweet Southern grandma seeing this and shouting, “Amen!”
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I mean, she does look pretty unafraid, so the shirt is working.
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You should only wear this if you hand out Bible tracts instead of candy.
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Now we’re cooking!
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Checkmate, atheists.
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Why is Jesus cross-eyed?