At this point, we might as well make the release of a new Transformers movies a biannual day of mourning, in which we all gather together in theaters to sit down and mourn the loss of ideas, creativity and thoughtfulness. The announcement that Michael Bay is not only going to direct Transformers 4 but also Transformers 5 is just further proof that this day of mourning will continue through the lives of our children, our children’s children, and countless generations to come …
