The New England Patriot-Philadelphia Eagle rivalry spans centuries, in case you didn’t know. All the way back to colonial days, based on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live sketch.

In the sketch, Natalie Portman’s New England patriots—actual patriots from New England—are celebrating everything, including their five battle wins that they won’t let anyone forget.

Tina Fey and the Philadelphia contingency joins, with Fey saying, “Philly’s mad strong.”

The two groups back and forth, with Fey saying their captain Brady is old, which was “four years past life expectancy.”

They end things by saying both teams are the worst and hoping they’d both lose.