John Crist wrangles imaginary church volunteers in this video in a way that recalls the guy who used to yell “Five minutes!” on Nickelodeon’s All That.

Judging by the orders he’s barking, it looks like this service is going to have every single thing one could possibly expect in an Easter Sunday service.

It’s a little extra. That’s the joke.

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