Listen up so-called “nutritionists” attempting to scare consumers with your warnings about the so-called “unnatural amounts of sugar” and “high doses of caffeine” contained in delicious sodas. A 104-year-old woman named Elizabeth Sullivan has found the secret to longevity. Let’s see your “science” and “research into the workings of the human body” explain this: She told CBSDFW, there’s only one doctor she listens to, and he goes by the name Pepper. “People try to give me coffee for breakfast. Well, I’d rather have a Dr. Pepper. Every doctor that sees me says they’ll kill you, but they die and I don’t. So there must be a mistake somewhere.” We have the same suspicion, Elizabeth. For her latest birthday, the CEO of Dr. Pepper Snapple Group even sent her a Dr. Pepper-themed birthday cake. Cheers, Elizabeth …
