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Behold, the Least Helpful Police Sketch of All Time

There is a mugger on the loose in Texas’ Lamar County but, never fear, the local police department is on the case. By interviewing the two women who’ve been held up by this crook, a sketch artist has put together the below drawing in hopes that the public will be able to spot him and turn him over to justice. As you can see, the perp appears to have a face, presumably right in the middle of a distinctively Charlie Brown-like head. Thusly armed, time is surely almost up for the Lamar County Bandit. You can run, sir, but you cannot hide …

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