If you’re looking for a way to spice up your faith and your food, we’ve got what you need: Christian-themed salt and pepper shakers.
You read that right — just when you thought you’d seen everything the internet has to offer, these niche Christian items are a reminder that some believers will take their creativity to levels no one ever dared to go before. We’ve scoured the Internet to find the most ridiculous Christian salt and pepper shakers we could find, and the results do not disappoint.
Biblically Accurate Angel Shakers
We didn’t know we needed theologically sound salt and pepper shakers until we laid eyes on this one. However, if you don’t feel like paying $36.95 for this set, you can always head down to your local craft store and DIY some plain shakers on your own time.
Noah’s Ark Shakers
This one is a real crowd-pleaser because at first glance it looks like any other item you’d find on a grandmother’s fireplace mantle, somewhere alongside some Precious Moments figurines. But when you take the top off the roof of the ark to sprinkle some pepper on your meal, your guests will be totally wowed.
Catholic School Shakers
If you’ve ever thought, “Man, I wish I could re-live the trauma of a Catholic school nun being angry at me every time I eat a meal,” this one’s for you.
He is Risen Shakers
When Jesus died on the cross 2000 years ago, we can’t imagine he was thinking about how one day his followers would use the symbol from the most important day of his life to shake out some extra pepper. However, whoever decided the church should be “full of salt” was really on to something.
Peace, Love and Shades Nun Shakers
Not going to lie, giving the nuns massive chains and sunglasses is pretty sick.
Adam and Eve Shakers
If I show up to your house and you hand me a naked Adam salt shaker, I’m leaving immediately.
Hugging Nuns Shakers
There was no reason to give the nun glasses. Just saying.
Monk Shakers
These aren’t the craziest on the list, but I can’t imagine why anyone would desire to have a scared and worried friar holding their salt and pepper.
Praying Hands Shakers
Can’t believe they made a salt and pepper shaker out of an emoji.
Habit Shakers
Of all the things you could make into salt and pepper shakers, I really want to know how this made the cut.
Bonus: Lot and Lot’s Wife Shakers
Unfortunately, this iconic set is sold out everywhere. So if you happen to be one of the few blessed ones in the world to own a pair, hold on to it tightly.
