In retrospect, it’s weird we didn’t think of it earlier. With all the saber-rattling and warmongering surrounding North Korea, the rest of the world has been wasting a lot of time with stern warnings, shows of force and diplomatic treatise. What we actually should be doing is sending seasoned peacemaker, tough-as-nails negotiator and ambassador of compassion Dennis Rodman back to North Korea to settle this once and for all. The eccentric former NBA star recently befriended North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un on a bizarre trip to the reclusive country that was filmed by VICE media for an HBO documentary. “We have no plans really, as far as what we’re going to do over there, but we’ll just hang and have some fun!” Rodman told Gossip Extra. Of course. Fun, in a country that in addition to vowing to annihilate the United States and South Korea in a nuclear firestorm, also holds hundreds of thousands of its own citizens in horrendous, secret, government sponsored prison camps …
