A math teacher with way too much time on his hands has confirmed the thing we’ve long suspected: Double Stuf Oreos are not actually “double” stuffed. Using high-tech “scales” and “equations,” Dan Anderson has uncovered a conspiracy so disturbing, that it will make you question everything you thought you knew about the snack industry: Double Stuf Oreos contain just 1.86 times the delicious creme filling as an actual Oreo. The new Mega Stuf Oreos? Just 2.86 times the filling. Unsurprisingly, Oreo is owned by Mondelez. That’s the same sinister parent company that owns Subway, who recently got busted shorting customers on their $5 foot-longs. Where do the lies end? …