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Food Review: Surprisingly, Ranch Dressing Soda Tastes Awful

The Huffington Post got their hands on a couple of bottles of the latest creation from beverage company Rocket Fizz, Ranch Dressing Soda. Shockingly, a drink made with flavors inspired by bottling creamy salad dressing is not as refreshing as you would think. “The smell of this alone made my eyes water … the lactic, blue-cheesy, synthetic aroma that enters your soft palate and nose as you swallow. Just thinking about it is giving me the shivers.” Next time, they should just stick to Bacon Soda

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