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Happy Birthday, Mrs. Obama

The First Lady turns 49 years old today, and the media celebrated by talking about her new, hip bangs with the sort of energy generally reserved for nuclear disarmament. And why not? It’s your birthday, Mrs. Obama. Let the world talk about your bangs. Can’t imagine there’s anything else going on worth talking about. (Also, Betty White. 91 years young) …

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