Presidential candidate Marco Rubio is selling polo shirts on his campaign website—and he’s calling them “Marco Polos.” Get it? Because nothing says “vote for me to be the future leader of your country” like a good, punny dad joke. The polos are $45 and feature the name “Marco” below an outline of the U.S. Obviously, they come in your choice of red, white or blue.
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